‘Life According to Haley’ Articles

Oh what a month it has been! I’ve just returned back from trips to Atlanta and the Bahamas, and what beautiful places they both are! I had never been to either location and I really enjoyed the “scenery.” Enjoy some photos from my journey scattered on the page! I can also see why they call [Continue]

Oh, you have no idea how thrilled I am that spring has finally arrived. 80 degree temperatures in March? I’ll take it! I mean, we don’t really have all that much to complain about anyway – we had the mildest of winter’s with barely any snow…which is unfortunate because my evil twin Gayle Winds was [Continue]

Well it has been a jam-packed month for sure! Valentine’s Day has come and gone, thankfully. For you single people out there – you just referred to it as Tuesday.  All kidding aside, Valentine’s Day all comes down to one word…LOVE.  If you didn’t have that special someone to spend it with this year, there [Continue]

Roses are nice, Violets are fine. I’ll be the six, If you be the nine! “No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine’s Day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.” We’ve heard it all before – don’t look for love, let love find you. You are looking for [Continue]

My, my, my how time flies by! The holidays have come and gone, the trees are down, decorations put away, and Santa conveniently left behind his list of naughty boys with all of their phone numbers and addresses on it! Merry Christmas to me!! I cannot believe that we have seen 2011 out the door [Continue]

“Boys in tight undies who show me their nipples Nights of pure passion that make me feel crippled Platinum and diamonds and sometimes cock rings These are a few of my favorite things!” Oh how I love the holiday season! It’s a season of laughter, joy, and time spent with family …which in turn causes [Continue]

 Hello, all you gorgeous people! My, how time flies when you’re having fun and keeping busy… summer has gone, fall has arrived; and it’s time for me to have a gown made out of an electric blanket because this bitch is already cold! If you follow me on Facebook and Twitter, you’ll see that I [Continue]

Look at that! They didn’t can me after my first article – hooray! I thought for sure a letter to the editor would have been received, but I passed my first test with flying colors. If you haven’t noticed, summer is officially over. It’s time to put your speedos away and vacuum seal those jorts [Continue]

Helloooooooo Rhode Island!  I am SO thrilled I was asked to write for GET, and I cannot even begin to tell you how elated I am!  This monthly sampling of fabulous-ness will have a little bit of sparkle, zany laughter, dabs of sunshine and a whole lotta love!  Hopefully you’ll enjoy what I’ve got to [Continue]